Why Do Racehorses Have Weird Names? 15 Funny Examples & The Strict Rules That Force Creativity
Ever scanned a racing program and burst out laughing at names like Hoof Hearted, Bodacious Tatas, or ARRRRR? You’re not alone—every announcer has accidentally said something filthy on live TV. Quick Answer: Racehorse names are weird because The Jockey Club enforces 18 letters max, bans 450,000+ taken names, and retires legends forever. Owners smash sire …